What Writers Shouldn't Write About

First saw this on Kristin Nelson's blog, but here's the direct link (Associated Press).

Yeow! "Polish Author Convicted of Murder," is the headline, in case you're too lazy to click on the link (which I've done from time to time ;-)). So, what did the writer in this case do? Yup, wrote about the murder in his book.

D'oh!

Grisly but dopey.

And, no Polish jokes, please, although... (BTW, I'm 100% Polish, as Beck is my married name. Hubby is a mutt, being 1/2 German, with other parts Irish, Scottish, English, and French.)

Just thought you should know, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. (Yeah, I'm in one of my nutty/weird moods today, heh.)

~Nancy Beck