Evil Editor's Writing Exercise

I love going to Evil Editor's blog. Sometimes he has writing exercises, especially when the till is low.

I decided to partake of this one. Why? I dunno. Maybe it was because it had something to do with a private detective or something. Anyway, there are others that were submitted including from yours truly, and they all had me cracking up.

Mine is Number 6. Go ahead. Have some fun here.

~Nancy Beck